For ladies, gentlemen, and everyone outside & in-between.


Bespoke and with Bells On - $500

Served with all the trimmings, and take home the rest for sandwiches.  We will work in-depth to create a fully-festooned ceremony just for you.  I have many ideas on what may be a special treat for you, and I’m sure you do too.  We’ll find the way to best weave them together.


Elocution at an Elopement - $300

Small group, big love.  Truthfully, this is my specialty, and the ceremony is no less special.  I eloped on Halloween in a graveyard with a minimal group of loved ones and I have tremendous love for the humility in this format.  This is a slightly more standardized ceremony, but it is brief, beautiful, and time-tested; we’ll still adjust it to fit you.  I offer some intriguing add-ons to truly frost the cake, as it were.  Contact me and we’ll make it just right.


Signed, Sealed, Delivered - $125

I meet you and your witnesses, you produce the license, and we sign the paperwork.  No muss, no fuss, but I’ll still dress snazzy and say a few words.


Grandma’s baby bracelet, Great-Grandpa’s trombone slide oil, and a gator paw for good measure.